Bzzzt! Beep! DING. How often do these noises interrupt your life on a daily basis? I have to admit, if I didn't put my phone on silent then I think the sounds would occur often enough for me to have my own inane little theme tune; each step I tread carrying a nagging noise with … Continue reading Dating Sites – Amazing or Awful?
Once upon a time, there was a great mystery in the land of far, far away. The onlookers gazed upon the residents there in disbelief. “How is she so slim?” one said to the other behind the wall. “Luck, maybe?' Suggested the other onlooker, still staring at the girl judgingly, "She can’t be happy though. … Continue reading How to Lose a Thigh in 10 Days
To all the mushy films, the soppy statuses and the couples joined at the hip, I want you to witness my middle finger flicked up towards you. You see that? That is the finger of freedom. That is something you have long forgotten. And I want you to know that I don’t envy your “love". … Continue reading Single? Taken? Nope. Just Awesome.
Top 5 Minging Motors (Not in the world, or the year, or decade, or forever…just according to me…right now) 5: The Daihatsu Copen We’re talking the 1st gen, 660cc Japanese roadster. The 2nd generation has upped its game after it manufactured this sardine tin on wheels. With its not so thrilling 0-60 in 11.7 seconds, … Continue reading Top 5 Minging Motors
The welcoming smell of cinnamon and honeyed nuts greets me as I walk around my flat. It makes my nose twitch with excitement. Yes, finally! It's that special time of the week again. A time where I whip out my baker's hat, pull on my pinny and begin to make a tasty batch of delicious, … Continue reading Sack Off Sugary Cereals the Scrummy Way
Exercise can be daunting at times. Life would be much easier if we could just ‘think’ ourselves healthy. What I’d do if I could just morph my own body through the power of thought. A hopeful squint and the twitch of a Bewitched nose and BAM, that athletic body is mine. Now, where did I … Continue reading Food for Thought
Sometimes, I feel rather rebellious. With this rebellion, it is often my purse that is left quaking in fear. It cries, “Sacha! Please! Do not disturb the mothballs that lie within me!” I am sorry, purse. We are going shopping. One of the luxuries of being a woman under stress is that retail therapy is … Continue reading Unleash the Mothballs!
It’s a crisp winter morning. One of which is enticing to a driver, so they can take their car out for its daily “stroll”. Like a dog, a car must be driven to make sure it remains a happy vehicle. Also like a dog, to a petrol-head, it is your best friend. However, when on … Continue reading What Grinds My Gears (The Bad Driver Edition)