No word of a lie, I hate the sodding gym. I hate the mirrors and how they always catch you looking like you're constipated. I hate running on a treadmill with my iPod bouncing away while hearing sweaty men's loud grunts penetrate my favourite song. Speaking of which, I hate getting sweaty. Women do not … Continue reading Little Life-Changing Tips to Staying Slim Without EVER Hitting The Gym!
The guys at work laugh at me because every morning, guaranteed, I will wander up to the drinks machine and pop a coin in for a green and jasmine tea. Whilst they wander about with their coffees and hot chocolates at 8.20am, I cherish my warm Styrofoam cup filled with what looks like stagnant p*ss…To … Continue reading Why Green Tea is Ridiculously Amazing